It's A Wonderful LifeEnd of last part: CLARENCE: Help! Help, I'm drowning! Oh! Help! WILLIAM KEIGHLEY: No, that's not George. It's Clarence, Act 3 - Part 1 BRIDGEKEEPER: You both sure you're all right? You want GEORGE: No, I'm all right, I'm all right. CLARENCE: Oh, I'm fine. This underwear-- I didn't have time to get anything more stylish. My wife gave me this on my last birthday. I passed away in it.
BRIDGEKEEPER: You - you what, mister? CLARENCE: Oh, I see Tom Sawyer's drying out, too. BRIDGEKEEPER: Who? CLARENCE: My book. I left in such GEORGE: Hey, how did you happen to fall in CLARENCE: Oh, I jumped in . I jumped in to save you. GEORGE: Jumped in to save me? CLARENCE: Well, I - I did, didn't I? You didn't do it, did you? GEORGE: Do what? CLARENCE: Kill yourself. BRIDGEKEEPER: Hey, it's against CLARENCE: Yeah, it's against BRIDGEKEEPER: Where do you come from? CLARENCE: Heaven. GEORGE: Oh, that's very funny, very funny. CLARENCE: Your - your lip's bleeding. GEORGE: Yeah. Yeah, I was hit in CLARENCE: Oh, no, George. I'm GEORGE: Hey, how - how'd you know my name? CLARENCE: Oh, I know all about you. GEORGE: Well, who are you supposed to be, anyway?
CLARENCE: Clarence Oddbody, A-S-2. GEORGE: Clarence Oddbody. What's - what's A-S-2 mean? CLARENCE: Angel, Second Class. GEORGE: Hey, look here, why did you want to save me? CLARENCE: Because I'm your guardian angel, George. GEORGE: Oh, I see, uh huh. Well, you look like about CLARENCE: I haven't won my wings yet. That's why I'm GEORGE: Oh, I see. CLARENCE: But you can help me earn them, George, by letting me help you. GEORGE: Oh, uh huh. You don't happen to have eight thousand bucks on you, do you? CLARENCE: Oh, no, no. We - we don't use money in Heaven. GEORGE: Oh, that's right, yeah, I keep forgetting. I see. It comes in pretty
useful down here, friend. Of course, I found that out CLARENCE: You mustn't talk like. Joseph will never give me my wings if you keep feeling that way. You just don't realize what you've done for your folks. Why, without you-- GEORGE: Yeah, without me, everybody would be better off! My wife, and my kids and my friends-- CLARENCE: Ohhhh, this is not going to be easy.
GEORGE: They'd all be better off if I hadn't been born. CLARENCE: What did you say? GEORGE: I said, I wish I'd never been born! CLARENCE: George, that's wonderful. GEORGE: Wonderful? What? CLARENCE: GEORGE: I've never been born? CLARENCE: Exactly. No worries, no eight thousand dollars to get, nothing. You simply don't exist. GEORGE: All right, all right, okay, all right. CLARENCE: George, I can do things. Strange things. I can show you GEORGE: Hey, wait. Say, wait
CLARENCE: You don't have GEORGE: Well, that's CLARENCE: Your lip's stopped bleeding, too. GEORGE: Yeah, yeah... Hey, what's - what's happening around here? What
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this, anyway? I need CLARENCE: Well, I - I don't quite know. GEORGE: C'mon , c'mon, we'll go as soon as our clothes are dry. CLARENCE: Our clothes ARE dry, George. GEORGE: Hey, so they are, that's funny. Well, look, let's get dressed and we'll walk over to Martini's and then-- Oh, oh, excuse me, I mean, I'll walk, you'll fly. CLARENCE: Ha, ha, ha. No, I don't have my wings. GEORGE: You don't have your wings yet. That's right, I forgot that again. Couple of drinks and we'll both fly, huh? [SOUND: BAR SOUNDS ... MUSIC IN NICK: What'll you have?
GEORGE: Hey, where's NICK: Look, man, I'm GEORGE: Okay. Well, I'd like NICK: And what do you want? CLARENCE: You know what I'd just love? Some mulled wine. NICK: Huh? CLARENCE: And make it with NICK: Now, stop that! GEORGE: (to Nick) Oh, never mind. Just give him NICK: Ehh. Two double whiskeys. GEORGE: (to Clarence) Look at this place! It's all changed. CLARENCE: All of Bedford Falls has changed. You're having your wish, George. You've never been born. Oh, there'll be lots of things you've never seen before. [SOUND: CASH REGISTER BELL RINGS] CLARENCE: Oh, oh. Somebody's just made it. GEORGE: Made what? CLARENCE: Every time you hear [NICK GLARES AT GEORGE AND CLARENCE] GEORGE: Look, uh ... I think maybe you better not mention getting your wings around here.
CLARENCE: Why? Don't they believe in angels? GEORGE: I... yeah, they believe in them.... CLARENCE: Ohhh ... Why should they be surprised when they see one? GEORGE: [TO NICK] Ah, he never grew up. He's... uh... GEORGE: How old are you, anyway, Clarence? CLARENCE: Two hundred and ninety-three... uh... next May. Watch a video clip from
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Slow internet connection (dial-up) Fast interner connection (DSL or cable) NICK: That does it! That's enough! You two are GEORGE: Where's Martini? Will you call him--? NICK: Stop asking about Martini! He isn't here and he-- NICK: Hey, you! You! Didn't I tell you never to come around here?! CLARENCE: Oh, George, look!
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